Getting in the shower is a rare part of the day where you can actually escape the bullsh-t in life, have a little you-time and let your mind think for a second, without being distracted by your phone, mates or another advert for Keeping Up With The F-cking Kardashians.
Nick Offerman lays down some shower thoughts that are so simple, they’re beautiful.
“The person who would proof read Hitler’s speeches was a Grammar Nazi.”
“If your shirt isn’t tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.”
“Once you have a PhD, every meeting you go to becomes a doctor’s appointment.”
“If humans could fly, we would consider it exercise and never do it.”
“My right elbow has never been touched by my right hand.”
“People born in the year 2000 never have to remember what age they are.”
“Technically, we’re all half centaur.”