As you might know a group of armed ‘militiamen’ broke into and occupied a federal building as part of a protest against the prosecution of two ranchers.
The group from Oregon – which has been dubbed Y’All Qaeda and Vanilla Isis on social media – seized a remote building and have called on members of the public to send ‘essential’ supplies like French vanilla coffee creamer, hair conditioner and pillow cases.
But in a new video Jon Ritzheimer revealed people had instead responded by sending dozens of dildos and actual bags of dicks. Genius.
The militants – led by Ammon Bundy – have been holed up at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge since January 2nd.
In the post he said: “It’s really ridiculous. Rather than going out and doing good, they just spend all their money on hate and hate and hate and hate.”
He then throws all the ‘hateful stuff’ on the ground, so he can ‘continue to do what’s right for our country’. Hmm don’t know about that…
It seems the ‘militia’ organiser is refusing to bend over and take it, after posting a video on Facebook complaining about the special ‘packages’.
It's sad that there are people who would spend this kind of money on this rather than spending it to do good in the world. I'm done living in fear of an oppressing force. I'm going to uphold my oath to the Constitution and sleep great at night knowing that I did everything in my power to ensure what our founding fathers did for us will not be lost. To my family, I love you very much and I am sorry I can't be there with you. Please look at this as a deployment, only this time I'm actually serving my country rather than being sent over seas to line the pockets of corrupt politicians. It is our sacrifice as a family that will make this country great again, not some election. And we are not alone. I am among some of the most honorable, and selfless people I have ever met. People who are dedicated to making the same sacrifice for this country. Read the constitution people. Get educated and don't let your rights be taken. If your a Patriot and you feel the calling in your heart then all I can say is follow your heart. Don't let the fear consume you. We all have lives but if we don't make the sacrifice what kind of country are we leaving for our children. The status quo can't go on any longer. We either take a stand against tyranny or we fail. Come be a part of history. And I am so proud that our country has become civilized enough that we can bring about change and right this wrong without any bloodshed. America is blessed.
Posted by Jon Ritzheimer on Monday, 11 January 2016
It’s fair to say, many people on social media saw the funny side and were loving these gestures of not-so good will…
Jon Ritzheimer video about people sending bags of dicks to #BundyMilitia is hilarious. Can't help but wonder what's going on behind doors
— Jessie L Terry (@JessieLTerry) January 13, 2016
The Oregon Militia called for supplies.
People set them condoms, dildos and a bag of (gummy) dicks.
There's still good in the world.
— Nash (@Nash076) January 13, 2016
The Militia Men And Their Dildo Debacle is the title of my new novel
— Salmon Inspector (@SeaFisheater) January 13, 2016
I can’t see this dildo debacle ending any time soon…