One Polish prince has just become our hero. Yanek Zylinski is his name, and he thinks it’s absolutely normal to challenge people to sword fights. Something he has just done to Nigel Farage.
The leader of the UKIP party has always made his feelings on immigration well known, and the Prince is fed up of Polish people getting a raw end of the deal when it comes to Farage’s opinions, and wants to settle things once and for all.
The monarch claimed he wanted to resolve the matter ‘in a way that an 18th century Polish aristocrat and an English gentleman would traditionally do’. He also wants to do it in Hyde Park, in the middle of London, where everyone can see. Obviously.
If that fails, a ‘duel of words’ will do.
I’ve realised that now what I have to do is to stand up in defence of my people in this country in the UK.
I’ve had enough of discrimination against Polish people in this country.Advertisement
The most idiotic example I have heard of has been Mr Nigel Farage blaming migrants for traffic jams on the M40.
The sword he plans on using belonged to his father, Andrzej Zylinski, and managed to save 6,000 Jews back in 1939 when the Nazi’s were rising to power. How fitting.