I would have submitted this article about an hour ago, but I was too busy laughing at the video below. Literally. I have been in hysterics since seeing it.
Basically, the Red Sox fan in the red and blue gives absolutely zero f*cks when it comes to his surroundings, and completely ruins everyone’s day here. It’s incredible.
Firstly, he knocks a woman’s phone out of her hands and watches with glee as it smashes on the deck, then he seamlessly proceeds to shower a woman with her own pint of beer. And he manages to do all this without letting his smile vacate his face. Amazing stuff.
Here’s the full video below. Warning, you may shed tears.