There’s A Pokemon Porn Parody Featuring A Character Called ‘Dikachu’ And Now Our Childhood Is Ruined

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The internet is weird, guys. Like, really weird.

I mean, you probably already knew that, but new Pokémon porn parody ‘Strokémon – The XXX Parody’ has taken things to even stranger levels than we actually thought possible.

Okay, so characters like Misty, Nurse Joy and Team Rocket were pretty much ripe for a sexy parody, but we really weren’t ready for trainer ‘Gash’ or his prized catch ‘Dikachu’.

Dikachu, in particular, is terrifying. She appears to be some sort of yellow mouse/woman hybrid, and apparently she’s bi-curious with a knack for squirting.

We swear we’re not making this up.

The trailer gives some insight into this extraordinary low budget phenomenon, featuring puns aplenty and a reworked theme song about balls.

This quite bizarre take on the Pokémon franchise is brought to you by ‘WoodRocket’, the team who also made the Guardians of the Galaxy porn parody.

And, if the trailer hasn’t already freaked you out enough, you can actually check out the whole movie for free on Wood Rocket’s website.

We haven’t mustered up the courage to watch the full movie ourselves yet. We’re too worried about what they might do with pokémon like Squirtle and Weepinbell, to be honest.


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