Hopefully in the near future I’ll be jetting away to somewhere sunny where I can spend my days lapping up the sunshine and drinking my body-weight in cocktails.
But I can only hope, that when trouble arises, I deal with it as well as Rihanna.
Posting onto Snapchat, RiRi was video’d soaking up the sun while floating around eloquently on an inflatable white swan – yep, it’s bizarre already, reports Mashable.
However it wasn’t long before the euphoria and eloquence was devastated as Rihanna hurtled into the water, soaking herself and making for quite the embarrassing vid (hey, we’ve all been there). But what didn’t get wet? Or even a droplet of water in it for that matter? Her wine.
Rih fell off her swan float to save her wine!🍷😩😂😂 (no sound)🚫 pic.twitter.com/Z7W0u17Hyg
— Rihanna's Snapchat (@RihSnapchat) June 1, 2016
Maybe this explains the lyrics behind her 2012 hit Stay:
Not really sure how to feel about it. Something in the way you move. Makes me feel like I can’t live without you. It takes me all the way. I want you to stay.
Well, the wine certainly stayed.
Rihanna relaxing in the pool in Barbados!😍👙💦👅👅 pic.twitter.com/G8bhOqFywT
— Rihanna's Snapchat (@RihSnapchat) June 1, 2016Advertisement
Although on a serious note I can’t decide whether RiRi just lost her balance and fell off, simples, or whether she noticed the inflatable swan was heading rapidly towards what appears to be a pretty steep drop so she decided to take the plunge.
I guess it was definitely Man Down.
But one question remains. I wonder if when Rihanna is caught in the rain with her wine, she protects it with her Umbrella. Hopefully they’ve still got one another…