It should go without saying, but if you and your other half get the urge, just do it in the privacy of your home. It’s always pissing down with rain outside and nobody wants to see that shit on their way home after an eight hour shift.
Sophie Browne, 18, was walking home through Eastgate, Lincolnshire at midnight after a night shift when she saw two middle-aged horny bastards going at it like rabbits on a car bonnet.
The pair even apparently noticed the young girl, but weren’t going to let that stop them.
Last night, walking home from work about midnight. And I have to walk past and witness this.
I hope the people fornicating on the bonnet of the car are being safe and are also the owners of said car.
Seeing as they are in public and didn’t mind anyone watching, I got a short snap.
Because it’s 2016 and it’s what people do nowadays, Sophie decided to Snapchat the whole thing and upload a video to Facebook. The views and shares came flying in before it was removed because, well, it showed two people shagging.
The Aldi worker added:
When I walked past I saw the man, who was a big bald guy, giving it to the woman on the front of someone’s car.
They didn’t have a stitch of clothes on and just carried on.
They saw me and didn’t say anything so I got a quick sneaky video.
I was a bit shocked. There is a time and a place. It was their choice, it was a nice, warm night.
I really hope that was their car they were banging on. Wouldn’t want to be cleaning that mess up in the morning.