Guy’s Girlfriend Issues Hilarious ‘Rulebook’ For Magaluf Lads Holiday

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What happens in [insert lads holiday destination here] stays in [repeat lads holiday destination here].

That is the rule that most fellas live by when they head away with their squad for some booze and sunshine – but it isn’t the only rule this particular chap is going to have to live by if he knows what’s good for him.

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Kieran Lumsden was about to set out with his mates to Magaluf, but his girlfriend Whitney Travers appreciates that men can be simple creatures, and so set out a list of simple rules that Kieran is to ignore at his own peril.

They’re a bit like the ten commandments – except cheating is clearly the ultimate crime, while murder doesn’t even get an honourable mention…

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I’m not sure who Kim is but her being told, life being a living hell, and all his Celtic gear being destroyed just doesn’t seem worth it.

Good call on the tattoo though – Harry Potter scars have already been trending on the drunken strip of the Spanish town.

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Hang on though, how is Kieran meant to avoid all contact with anyone of the opposite sex while simultaneously telling every member of the opposite sex that he has a girlfriend?

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Whatever happened to good ol’ fashioned trust hey?!


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