Horny Guy Accidentally Sends Granddad The Most Embarrassing Gift Ever

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Sexual exploration is a great thing whether with a man, a woman or even a rubber vagina – but we draw the line at getting your granddad involved. 

One kindly grandson got his granddad involved in a sticky situation when he was the victim of an unfortunate Amazon mix up, which he confessed to on Reddit last night.

Here’s his epic tale.

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Our Redditor’s grandpa lives in another state, so being the kind and decent grandson that he is , he bought him a Christmas gift through Amazon and had it shipped directly to him. That was actually the last thing he purchased on the site, until last week.

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Seeing ads for fleshlights and thinking they looked intriguing, our sexually curious hero threw caution to the wind and decided to buy himself a fleshlight.

There was just one problem he was a bit shy about popping down the local XXX shop so instead he cloaked himself in the anonymity of the internet and hunted down a rubber vagina with good reviews on Amazon.

Having found his desired vagina he popped it in his cart and checked out quickly without much thought, not realising the colossal mistake he’d just made.

Around a week later he got a call from his grandpa thanking him for the flashlight. It quickly dawned on the Redditor what he’d done, and being too afraid to admit what he’d done, he stumbled his way through the conversation saying: ‘Uh, yeah you’re welcome.’

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After hanging up in a panic a plan began to form in out hero’s mind. The only thing he could do is buy a flashlight at the shops, drive 12 hours to his grandfathers house and switch it without him knowing.

This in mind he arranges a visit. and prays that his grandpa doesn’t need a flashlight in the next week.

Unfortunately fate had other ideas, a widowed friend of the Redditor’s grandpa from church was planning a camping trip for the church’s youth group, and they were looking for people to lend them camping supplies.

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The dutiful grandpa offered up a few sleeping bags, a tent, fishing poles, and of course he tells them about his new flashlight.

Only an hour after picking up the fleshlight she apparently called the grandfather and told him he’s going to hell, among other things.

The confused grandpa called his grandson and he tried to blame the mishap on Amazon, but the damage was done.

Unsurprisingly our Redditor’s no longer welcome there this weekend.


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