In news that won’t surprise anyone, the gelatinous ‘celebrity’ octopus that is the Kardashian/Jenner family has stuck its tentacles into yet another area of popular culture – rap.
This isn’t the first time they’ve delved into the world of music. You may or may not remember this absolute travesty of a song by Kim Kardashian, a repetitive electronic mess about ‘going out tonight’ and listening to her favourite ‘jam’.
Yeah, it’s bad, but not as bad as this effort by Kylie Jenner.
The youngest of the clan, Kylie surprised everyone on Wednesday by appearing on this monstrosity by rapper Lil Yachty and producer Burberry Perry.
It’s an auto-tuned, synthy nightmare of a song called Beautiful Day, which according to Elite Daily is a take on the popular U.S. kid’s TV show Mister Rogers’ Neighbourhood – but a really creepy version.
The track sounds like a bad acid trip down Balamory, where ‘The Story’ is the multicoloured houses are melting into a rainbow pool around you while PC Plum and Miss Hoolie point and laugh maniacally, and this song is stuck on repeat.
Kylie’s role on the song is pretty basic [insert joke here], she simply talk/sings: “Jordyn, come on, I’ve never been on a song before! This is a f*cking…”.
Before unleashing the repetitive synthy hell: “It’s a beautiful day in the neighbourhood.”
Be warned, you can’t unhear this:
Yep, it’s not a beautiful day anymore…