The TIFU (Today, I fucked up) part of reddit is home to some of the most epic stories told by the users themselves, usually from real-life experiences – and the following one is the epitome of said subreddit.
Entitled ‘TIFU by laughing hysterically at a poor old woman answering nature’s call’, the long body of text presented depicts the epic tale of one Glaswegian man and a trip home from getting plastered on the town with his friends.
Like plenty of journeys home from a town centre night out, a packed train full of revellers is usually involved, and in this case, the setting in which our hilarious story takes place. We’ll let the beautifully named Meatychoad69 set the scene…
The victim enters the fray.
Oh my god.
I honestly didn’t think it could get any worse.
Oh for fucks sake.
For fuck sake, Agnes.