Man Finds Dead Worm On Cucumber, Supermarket’s Response Is Hilarious

By : Kieron Curtis |


cucumber1 Man Finds Dead Worm On Cucumber, Supermarkets Response Is HilariousWes Metcalfe/Facebook

Sometimes doing your shopping isn’t as straighforward as you’d hope, and you can find a NOPE surprise in your bag – the logical next step is to moan to the company on social media in the hope of getting some free shit.

This was not one of those times.

In a fantastic thread which all started with a dead worm on a cucumber, Wes Metcalfe and Tesco went viral thanks to their witty repartee.

Check it out:

Dear Tesco, yesterday I purchased one of your fine cucumbers which I had planned on using to make my favourite dish – a…

Posted by Wes Metcalfe on Saturday, August 6, 2016

In lieu of attending the funeral in person, ‘Tesco Rob’ – as he is now known – showed his respect in the form of verse…

It went down a treat at the ceremony – but Tesco Rob wasn’t done yet, he had a lyrical tribute too…

The Britpop inspired feels are strong.

And still, the thought of a refund seems to be the furthest thing from Wes’s mind…

We never really knew William – but he was certainly taken from us all too soon, but not without making the world a slightly better place.

RIP William, and hats off to Wes and Tesco Rob.