As many women on the Internet can attest to, getting a surprise dick pic is usually only welcome when it’s been specifically asked for.
In one woman’s case, it wasn’t asked for. But the difference between her and every other person who is sent unsolicited dick pics? She decided not to gag and ignore it, but give him a taste of his own medicine and shame him online. And she’s being praised as having ‘won the Internet’ for it.
When Samantha Mawdsley left a positive review on the Facebook page of a restaurant she’d recently visited, a guy named James commented on her post and asked her to check her messages so he could get her ‘opinion’, Elite Daily reports.
She did, and lo and behold, he didn’t want her opinion on the restaurant, but on his unsolicited dick:
Mawdsley took this as an opportunity, and her highly effective dick pic counterpunch was incredibly simple, but it showed James exactly how unwelcome a picture of a stranger’s random penis can be.
Put simply, she googled random pictures of dicks and trolled him with them:
The best part, though, is when James begs her not to post them anywhere or send them to anyone.
What does Mawdsley do? She makes an entire Facebook album out of it.
The album, which eventually got her account locked, originally read:
Last night I received a comment on a review I left for a lovely little restaurant. When I checked my messages, *BOOM* Unsolicited dick pic!
I’ve read about these mystical happenings but since I’ve been in a loving, pre-Tinder, three-year relationship, I never thought I’d witness the horror first-hand.
My initial thought was to ignore it, as we females are taught from such a young age. But…. Nah! I decided to mess with him and call him out on all his ridiculous behaviours and double standards. To my delight, he was suckered into the debate! My favourite bit is “I just want to puke! Please stop!”
It was 2am and I’d been drinking (Euros were on! This girl likes football!) so excuse some typos and autocorrects. And genuine apologies for all the pics of penis – I censored them because NOBODY likes an unsolicited d*ck pic! But do enjoy our little conversation!Advertisement
You’ve got to give it to her, she’s really fucked him over. Over 7,000 people have shared the album on Facebook, adding to James’ humiliation.
Moral of the story? Probably best to not send a stranger unsolicited dick pics. Or you could end up like this guy.