A world without puppies would be a sad one indeed – there is nothing more adorable on this earth, or, of course, more mischievous.
A tiny baby Russian Toy pup went full puppy recently on an Argentinian talk show, pooping on the sizeable bosom of TV host Susana Gimenez – Argentina’s very own version of Oprah Winfrey.
Could this mishap be stage fright? Or is the hamster-sized creature actually the 21st century’s answer to Johnny Rotten?
Live on air, the buxom blonde presenter – who is widely regarded to be Argentina’s biggest celebrity – held the titchy ball of fur in one hand and chatted to the camera with ease.
The canine guest was apparently nervous about his big moment – during the very last show of 2017 – hence why he needed a cuddle from the host. Susana explained: ‘he’s very afraid’.
However, the puppy got a little too relaxed and the diva quickly realised something horrifying.
The precious little dog had done a doggy doo-doo right down the front of her expensive looking designer dress – on top on her sizeable breasts.
The very youthful looking 73-year-old screamed for assistance, and two acolytes in matching suits rushed on set to scrub up the plop with tissues.
As they dabbed away desperately, Susana was heard to cry: ‘I’m dying, I swear, I’m dying’ with an expression of complete shock. She also shouted: ‘Come, bring alcohol!’
One assistant lightened the mood, joking: ‘I never imagined [this]. I smelt something, but I thought it was yours!’
The other assistant expertly carried away the cheeky puppy, who was wagging his tail proudly. No post-show biscuits for this defecating doggo…
Luckily, Susana was able to see the funny side, remarking: ‘Well, it does not matter, it’s luck, it’s luck!’ after the droppings were wiped away. The veteran presenter then continued with her long-running show without missing a beat.
Its this level of professionalism – even when faced with surprise poop – which has led to Susana’s chat show being such a phenomenal success. Running for 30 years, it is the highest rated programme ever to be aired in Argentina.
Susana herself is a one woman powerhouse, having acted in over 30 films and 10 plays. She runs her own magazine – where she is on every cover, natch – and even has a perfume brand and fashion doll range.
Watch the sweet, star-struck baby pup forget his manners below and feel better about your public acts of clumsiness:
The messy scene was watched by 14 million viewers live, and later shared on social media. Now people all across the world are falling for this breast-pooping bad boy.
One person remarked: 'IT'S GREAT!!!! The truth, last night when I saw it, I did not stop laughing'.
Another person commented: 'I thought it was yours the phrase of the year', while another said: 'I can not stop laughing Haha is the best of the year!'
Its true what they say about never working with animals, no matter how cute and innocent they may be.
Talk about a pooper reel...