Here’s Why Some Farts Smell So Much Worse Than Others

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It seems like Russian roulette whether your farts are going to be a transient woosh of empty air, or a sinister gust of deadly pollution that could wipe out an entire nation.

Why is it that sometimes I don’t even notice a slight smell, and other times I worry for the Earth’s o-zone layer?

Well Dr. Myron Brand, a gastroenterologist at Connecticut Gastroenterology Consultants, spoke to Thrillist about what makes some of your flatulence so fatal.

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It turns out that we have control over the stench by what we eat.

Dr Brand said:

Smelly odor is not bad, it’s just a function of what you’re eating and what your bacteria is doing inside your gastrointestinal tract. Everyone is different. Foul smell just means the carbohydrates you consume are being malabsorbed — it’s fermented.

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Annoyingly, healthy living comes at the price of some really stinky farts.

Fiber-rich foods like broccoli, sprouts and quinoa boost gut bacteria, causing a lot more gas.

Protein is another thing that makes those trumps stink, so you know all those meat-heads at the gym are producing some serious methane.

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Okay it’s not methane, it’s sulfur gas. If you’ve ever been to a hot spring or volcano, you’ll have smelled that familiar eggy aroma.

Dr Brand went on to say:

Some people are methane producers, and some people are hydrogen sulfide producers — which causes flatulence to smell like rotten egg. It’s all a function of what you eat.

And here’s a fun fact for you: the average person farts 10-20 times a day.