A road tunnel in New Zealand was closed the other day, and traffic built up at a standstill, after a bloke jumped over the barriers, and pooed in the middle of the road.
The drunk man got over the construction barriers of the tunnel in Wellington, dropped his trousers, and went for it.
Almost equally as weird, police kept the tunnel closed for 45 minutes, while a clean up crew was called.
A clean up crew… For one poo on a road? Seems a bit much!
The guy was arrested just after the incident, and when he was asked why he did it, he gave possibly the best reason possible…
How many times do you get a chance to fucking shit in the tunnel?
He has a point.