The morning after the night before – you’ve been caught with Wayne Rooney, who was subsequently charged for drink driving you home and now, a media shit storm of your own to contest with.
As if being accused of ‘home-wrecking’ wasn’t bad enough, office worker Laura Simpson has been ‘fat-shaming’ people in a foul-mouthed outburst on social media site, Twitter.
Clearly excited about her new-found ‘fame’, Laura has also been retweeting her friends messages which have called for her to go on reality show I’m a Celebrity: Get Me Out Of Here.
Laura admitted she and Rooney had shared a kiss after a ten-hour bender, telling the Mail Online:
He kept admiring my clingy top and asking what size they were, saying ‘Are they real?’ We had a kiss, a hug and some banter, harmless fun. I’m not a marriage wrecker.
I felt safe with Wayne, his driving was OK. We were on the road for 10-15 minutes and then we thought we saw flashing police lights so Wayne slowed down, he wasn’t speeding, and stopped at the side of the road.
There were two officers, I think and Wayne looked really worried. He turned and said to me ‘I’m sorry, I’m sorry, you’ll be OK, I’m getting out of here’.
On reflection he was foolish for driving me car if he was over the limit, it was silly.
In her Twitter rant Laura wrote, before deleting:
Noone ruined you’re life publically… stop trying to annihilate me you chubby h*e.
Then she retweeted her sister’s rant at trolls:
Pathetic little c**ts who don’t know s**t tagging then deleting tweets about my sister.
F**k off ppan face you ugly c**t.
Before lashing out ‘tag your fat friend’ and adding:
Ps me car needs a valet.
Laura, a lettings office manager, also retweeted a friend saying she should head down under to the jungle.
Meanwhile Rooney’s wife Coleen, who is four months pregnant, is said to be ‘livid and embarrassed’ – according to The Sun.
The mum-of-three has flown back to the UK, having been on holiday in Spain with the pair’s three sons, Kai, seven, Klay, four, and one-year-old Kit, when she learned of his late-night arrest.
Just days ago, 31-year-old Coleen posted a sweet snap on social media of the family, captioning it ‘dinner with my boys’.
Rooney has previously cheated on wife Coleen – here’s an interview with Helen Wood, the prostitute Wayne Rooney slept with…
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31-year-old Rooney was pulled over by police on Friday morning in Wilmslow, Cheshire, before being taken to a police station in Middlewich where he was quizzed by officers and later charged.
He was later picked up by agent Paul Stretford in a black Range Rover on Friday, having spent several hours in custody.
The Evertonian was released on bail and is due to appear at Stockport Magistrates’ Court on September 18 – the day after his first return to Old Trafford since his Manchester United departure.
Oh Wayne, when will you learn?
A sports enthusiast with a BA (Hons) in Sports Journalism, who can be found predominantly at Villa Park. Having completed a Masters in Broadcast Journalism, she then went on to work at Sky Sports, the BBC, and the Mirror. When not engrossed in sport, it’s animals, guitars, and Liam Gallagher which take main focus.