We’ve all been there. You really need to fart, you’re in bed with your missus and you just need let a rip…
Understandably, in response you might get a poke or even a slap… just because, but this woman went fucking nuclear on her husband after he couldn’t stop farting in bed.
Investigators in Port St. Lucie, Florida, were told that Donald Fitzroy Meikle was attacked by his wife Dawn after farting several times.
She allegedly elbowed him on the arm when he couldn’t stop farting in bed and eventually kicked him out of it.
Eventually she gave in and let him back in bed, but according to reports he farted again… and then shit escalated very quickly. She started to kick and elbow him and when her husband tried holding his wife for her own safety.
The bat shit crazy fight saw Dawn suffer a broken lip, whilst Donald suffered several scratches up to eight inches long across his chest for his troubles.
Police said his shirt was also ripped in three different places before his wife used pepper-spray in a bid to keep the poor guy out of the bathroom.
They went on to arrest Dawn for domestic battery and took her to the St. Lucie County jail.
Mate, you probably should have held it in… like this guy.