New Year’s Eve just doesn’t feel right without a couple of shots of Jägermeister to welcome in the coming year.
And now Morrisons have sorted it so you can make Jägerbombs for all your mates, and still have plenty of the herbal liqueur to spare. You can now pick a 1.75 litre bottle of Jäger from your local Morrisons for just £30.
Let me just reiterate, this is a huge bottle – two-and-a-half times greater than your usual 70 centilitre bottle. Basically, you are going to need a barrel-full of Red Bull…
— Morrisons (@Morrisons) November 22, 2017
The BIG one has landed!
Grab yourself a 1.75litre bottle of Jägermeister *exclusively* from your nearest @Morrisons for just £30. AVAILABLE NOW! Hurry though, when they're gone – they're gone.#BeTheMeister #BlackFridayhttps://t.co/jGjWTPzLeR pic.twitter.com/wDjmGIHk6s
— Jägermeister UK (@JagerUK) November 22, 2017
Lou whatsapping me the huge Jägermeister bottles that are on offer in Morrisons. She knows me well ?
— Sam (@samm___32) November 23, 2017
Morrisons gets it 1.75L bottles of Jägermeister, be quick cos when they're gone they're…………………. pic.twitter.com/ihN6c1DbBV
— Andrew Thornton (@andrewt02315178) November 22, 2017
A Morrisons spokeswoman told UNILAD:
We’ve done this deal because we think a massive bottle Jägermeister could be very entertaining for a big group at the Christmas party.
Plus, it’s really good value.
It’s fair to say people are excited. One happy Morrisons shopper Instagrammed a picture of themselves tenderly strapping their thrifty purchases into the backseat of their car, like the precious baby of a deal this is.
Another satisfied customer described the Jägermeister bottle as being ‘bigger than her head’.
Whoooop! BLACK FRIDAY WEEK Went to my local @morrisons and they have some ridiculous stuff…. 4.5L of Jim Beam for like silly silly cheap. Also @lumanoid84 found a bottle of #jagermeister bigger then her head. Good times Also…. in other news, i massivley under-estimated how hot the in house Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce is…. put a shit load on my food and now cant feel my lips. Excellent! #shopping #blackfriday #morrisons #morrisonssupermarket #london #booze #hotsauce #jimbeam #pain #ouch
It’s hard to believe, but there are some people out there who aren’t fans of the iconic German drink. Thankfully, good old Morrisons have these guys covered too.
A similarly gigantic 1.75 litre bottle of Disaronno – my personal favourite bevvy – is also available for the same price of £30.
You can also purchase a 4.5 litre bottle of Jim Beam or Famous Grouse whisky for £70. Again, a total bargain when you consider the lake of alcohol these bad boys contain…
According to The Daily Express, Morrisons Spirits Buyer Tom Rothwell said:
Dads and Grandads are notoriously hard to buy for.
So, we’ve tried to make Christmas shopping a little bit easier for our customers by coming up with the perfect gift for Dad.
What could be a better present for a whisky lover than a giant bottle of whisky?
Morrisons have essentially got your Christmas party sorted – leaving you with enough boozy leftovers to carry you through the festive season without a hiccup – well, maybe a couple after that Christmas morning fizz.
Not only have Morrisons got your alcohol cabinet sorted – they have also got your back in terms of jumbo-sized snacks, perfect for hibernation days when your appetite could indeed rival a reindeer’s.
You can pick up an enormous 4.5kg of Toblerone for £47. Okay, this may sound quite pricey but that is a lot of chocolate to get through.
And it looks visually stunning, making it the perfect prezzie for the chocoholic in your life.
— Morrisons (@Morrisons) November 20, 2017
These deals are all part of Morrisons’ take on Black Friday – which is spread out across a week because, after all, why have just one day of bargains?
However, you will need to be quick as these giant-sized products won’t last forever. They will only be on the shelves for as long as stocks last and – judging by how previous Morrisons deals have gone down – this won’t be long.
Need to find friends that like Jägermeister as much as I
— zigsaw (@LilZigZagg) November 22, 2017
Now you only have to worry about finding a big enough stocking to stuff this lot into come Christmas Eve…
Jules studied English Literature with Creative Writing at Lancaster University before earning her masters in International Relations at Leiden University in The Netherlands (Hoi!). She then trained as a journalist through News Associates in Manchester. Jules has previously worked as a mental health blogger, copywriter and freelancer for various publications.