Student Ranks Crisps In Order Of Greatness, Internet Divides

by : UNILAD on : 14 Aug 2017 17:03

A student has taken it upon himself to do what needed to be done ages ago, he’s ranked crisps in order of greatness – but his taste has completely split opinion.


From ‘god tier’ all the way down to what he calls the ‘shit tier’, Adam Higgins has ranked crisps, but in turn, sparked quite the outrage on social media.

I know people love their crisps, but some people get way too aggravated by differing opinions when it comes to the crunchy snacks.

Adam, a Maths student at St Catherine’s College, Oxford calls the ‘collective outrage’ he’s managed to cause, ‘amazing’.


The 20-year-old told UNILAD:

This ended up being seriously more controversial than I expected it to be, every conversation I’ve had with friends the last few days has been taken over by crisps!

So initially I saw Walkers were doing the competitions between some traditional flavours and some potential new ones, and I tweeted I wanted prawn cocktail to stay and salt and vinegar to go.

This caused quite a stir among my friends and was quite controversial, so I wanted to know just how controversial my opinions were, so I made a full ranking.

Loads of people are saying I have too much time on my hands but it literally took five minutes.

The inclusion of popcorn on the top row was just to wind up my best friend because he really hates popcorn, this was never meant to be some viral definitive ranking, I just wanted to rustle some jimmies among my friends!

Adam Higgins

Loads of people have been commenting to say Adam is ‘clearly a Tory’ because of his choice of crisps but he says he’s not.

Telling UNILAD:

I’m from Leeds despite everything saying I’m a southerner. I also feel the need to clarify that I’m not actually a Tory!

Something like one in three of the responses have been calling me a Tory!

Let’s get to it – this is how much people are put out by Adam’s rankings, it varies from polite disagreement to full on outrage…


Crispin’ hell.

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