It’s Impossible To Gross Out Ryan Reynolds On Twitter It Seems

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It goes without saying that Ryan Reynolds has a rapier-style wit but even we’re shocked at how he responds to his filthy mouthed fans. 

Lets not forget this is the bloke who plays the Merc with a Mouth himself, Deadpool, and it was Reynolds who came up with some of the film’s more creative insults, including ‘wheezing bag of dick-tips,’ so the fact he doesn’t go on a foul mouthed rant is pretty surprising.

Being an A-list celeb means Reynolds gets propositioned on Twitter – quite a lot, in fact. Luckily, the star is more than equipped to deal with any would-be stalkers, but not in a way you’d expect.


Here’s a selection of Ryan’s funniest tweets…

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Who really posts stuff like this on Twitter?

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Mrs Deadpool has a mouth on her it seems…
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No thank you….

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He’s a pious man…

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Ryan doesn’t approve of murder…

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So forgiving…

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Such an attentive grandson…

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He’s busy…

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An environmentalist as well!

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Wait, what?

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Yeah, the Internet is a very strange place, isn’t it?