IT’S T-SHIRT TIME!
MTV have just announced the Shore Shack is back open for poorly-run business on April 5, 2018, so you’d better G.T.L. to prepare.
Trailer or it won’t happen? Here you go:
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The gang is back and the situation is looking glorious – an obvious referral to the plot lines rather than the man himself which hardly needs clarifying.
Do you know what reality TV in 2018 needs? Not so-called celebrities eating critters in the jungle or Speedo-clad Casanovas mugging each other off.
Nope. TV needs to shape up and clean up. TV in 2018 needs G.T.L. just what viewers will be welcoming onto our small screens come April when the Jersey Shore cast finally reunite.
It’s time to break the f*** out because the Jersey Shore: Family Vacation season premiere is almost here, Jerzday, April 5th at 8/7c on MTV.
Yes, you read correctly. Jerzday. The day of fist-pumping.
Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi, Jenni ‘Jwoww’ Farley, Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino, Paul ‘Pauly D’ DelVecchio, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, Vinny Guadagnino and Deena Cortese are all making a perma-tan comeback.
Samantha ‘Sammi Sweetheart’ Giancola does not appear in the new trailer alongside her former beau, Ronnie; which is good news for those of us with sensitive ears who couldn’t stand to hear the volatile and nasal relationship break down again.
The reunion was teased on social media months ago, leaving fans of the Shore – who have sadly stopped living vicariously through the proud Italians, grown up and got real jobs – ready for the hot tub.
We talked, MTV listened, apparently:
— Jersey Shore (@JerseyShore) November 27, 2017
Jersey Shore debuted almost 10 years ago, in 2009, and it seems not much has changed.
Despite half of the group since getting married and having children, Ronnie promises ‘we’re older, but I don’t think many of us are wiser.’
The show will gather the original crew back together to give The Situation – real name Michael Sorrentino – a booze-filled sendoff, after being convicted for tax fraud for which he faces 15 years behind bars.
Sentencing was scheduled for April 25, when he plead guilty to one count of tax evasion, as part of a plea bargain with prosecutors on January 19
Jersey Shore Family Vacation premieres April 5 at 8pm on MTV.
A former emo kid who talks too much about 8Chan meme culture, the Kardashian Klan, and how her smartphone is probably killing her. Francesca is a Cardiff University Journalism Masters grad who has done words for BBC, ELLE, The Debrief, DAZED, an art magazine you’ve never heard of and a feminist zine which never went to print.