Kim Kardashian’s robbery, where she was bound, gagged and robbed of millions of dollars worth of jewelry in her Paris hotel room, was both traumatic and horrible.
But – because the Internet is as equally horrible – people are questioning whether it really happened, and they have a crazy theory.
The Keeping up with the Kardashians star allegedly faked the Paris robbery because – drum roll please – she could recover from a butt reduction.
Yes, that’s right. Kardashian faked her terrible ordeal because she wanted some uninterrupted time to recover from a butt reduction, according to the Internet.
Here’s what the theoritsts are calling Exhibit A:
And Exhibit B:
First off, it’s clear her costume is playing a bit of trickery on the eyes.
As well, if no one’s noticed, Kim K has been working hard on her body lately, and she’s gone from ridiculous curves to less-ridiculous-but-still-ridiculous curves in a few months.
But saying that, it’s hard to deny that her backside is looking noticeably smaller in recent photos.
And it seems as though the world can’t help but notice:
ANNNNNNND I'm sorry but Kim isn't out of the public eye because of this robbery it's because she's recovering from all her new surgery
— 'R xx (@robynxix) November 12, 2016
So what a coincidence Kim kardashian went into hiding and now she reappeared with a super six pack and her ass is not botched anymore ??????
— Freaking Monkey (@freakingmonkey5) November 14, 2016
It look like Kim K got that needed ass reduction
— Link? (@mayaa_killahh) November 12, 2016
Paris police chief Christian Sainte told Vanity Fair ‘there is no doubt about the reality of the crime,’ so maybe the internet should stop trying to see the worst in Kim Kardashian.
Just this once.