Someone Accidentally Baked A Penis On Great British Bake Off

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Last night’s Great British Bake Off got even more out of hand with innuendos than usual.

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It was bread week, and as we all know, last season’s was phenomenal, with contestant Paul turning out a literal masterpiece of bread.

Here’s a reminder of how great it was:

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This season delivered nothing quite as remarkable – not even remotely.

But to make up for it, one contestant baked something that’ll definitely go down in the GBBO books as extremely memorable.

A penis:

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And the reaction? Well, pretty predictable:

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Even the pun-heavy Mel was lost for words for once, settling for a diplomatic: “It’s very male, isn’t it?”

Twitter didn’t miss out on poking fun at the cock-up either:

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Baker Tom wasn’t having any of it, though, saying: “It’s a hammer, it’s strong. It’s also a T, T for Thor. T for Tom. I’m not being led. My mum is going to watch this!”

Luckily, it turned out looking less penis-like when it was fully baked:

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And it turns out his penis bread really was as strong as he promised, with Tom being named Star Baker in a week that saw a whole lot of undercooked bread.

Will we be seeing vagina cupcakes for batter week next Wednesday?