The Rock has perfectly responded to Kevin Hart’s epic trolling on Instagram.
Days after Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson and his girlfriend, Lauren Hashian, announced the birth of their baby Tiana Gia Johnson on Instagram, Kevin Hart posted one of the most creepy photos I’ve seen.
Hart posted the picture of The Rock, holding his newborn daughter, only somebody had photoshopped his face onto the baby’s:
He captioned the image: ‘The Internet will forever be undefeated. This is hilarious as hell.’
The Rock went one step further and reposted the image but added a touch of poetry to it.
And here it is:
To my beloved son, @kevinhart4real
Twinkle Twinkle little Hart,
I just don’t know where to start,
Daddy will always love and protect your tiny little soul,
Even though you were delivered directly out of the butthole.
#Shhhh #JustShutYourLittleMouth#AndGoNightNight #OnDaddysPecMeat
The game comes home! Just an incredible #JUMANJI run that you and your families are still enjoying in theaters. Now you can watch at home on Digital on 3/6 and BluRay on 3/20. Gag reels, featurettes, bonuses behind the scenes footage of me scaring the shit outta Kevin with fake spiders (he’s truly terrified jungle insects) and the time I dropped a dead bat ? on him from the ceiling. That’s a very true and cruel story. Thank you for loving JUMANJI. Truly a pleasure making it for you. Click the link in my bio to pre-order the fun insanity. #JUMANJI #DigitalAndBluRay #March6th
The Rock shared the original snap of himself and his daughter, who’s thought to have been born on April 17, last week.
He captioned it:
Skin to skin. Our mana. Blessed and proud to bring another strong girl into this world.
Tiana Gia Johnson came into this world like a force of nature and Mama labored and delivered like a true rockstar.
I was raised and surrounded by strong, loving women all my life, but after participating in baby Tia’s delivery, it’s hard to express the new level of love, respect and admiration I have for [Lauren] and all mamas and women out there.
Word to the wise gentlemen, it’s critical to be by your lady’s head when she’s delivering, being as supportive as you can.. holding hands, holding legs, whatever you can do.
But, if you really want to understand the single most powerful and primal moment life will ever offer – watch your child being born. Its a life changer and the respect and admiration you have for a woman, will forever be boundless.
And to my third and youngest daughter, Tiana Gia – like I did when your two older sisters Simone Alexandra and Jasmine Lia were born, you have my word, I’ll love, protect, guide and make ya laugh for the rest of my life.
Your crazy dad has many responsibilities and wears many hats in this big ol’ world, but being your dad will always be the one I’m most proud to wear.
Oh and one more thing.. you’re gonna love rollin’ in daddy’s pick up truck.
I’m not crying, you’re crying!
He also posted a video with another daughter on International Women’s Day.
Calling her his ‘Queen’, The Rock taught his daughter to say ‘Girl Power’, before telling her to say, ‘International Women’s Day’.
This incredibly cute moment between father and daughter is just the kind of moment which The Rock’s daughters will no doubt grow up to love and appreciate about her old man.
Girl power. To every woman out there ‘round the world – all ages and races – I proudly stand by your side to always honor, protect and respect. Especially, the loves of my life at home. Now if I can just get Jazzy to say the daddy is the most handsome, brilliant, sexiest man alive part, then we all gonna be cool. #MyAnchors #InternationalWomensDay
Writing on Instagram, he said:
Girl power. To every woman out there ’round the world – all ages and races – I proudly stand by your side to always honor, protect and respect.
Especially, the loves of my life at home. Now if I can just get Jazzy to say the daddy is the most handsome, brilliant, sexiest man alive part, then we all gonna be cool. [sic]
Congratulations to The Rock and Lauren on their gorgeous daughter!
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