This Guy’s Jeremy Kyle Arse Tattoo Is F*cking Awful
If you don’t think long and hard about a tattoo before getting it, there’s a good chance you may end up regretting it for the rest of your life – especially if it’s of Jeremy Kyle’s face.
Add in the fact that it’s on your arse and it has a pretty ridiculous quote wrapped around it, and you have a recipe for utter disaster.
Luckily for Jamie Everall, what could have turned out as an inked catastrophe ended up being one of the most hilarious tattoos on the Internet.
Going against his girlfriend’s wishes, the 25-year-old got a portrait of none other than TV show favourite Jeremy Kyle, along with the words: “The lie detector results are in,” and “Guess what sunshine.”
Everall said he discussed the project with his girlfriend Kaitlin Allison beforehand and she told him not to go ahead, the Gazette Live reports.
She said ‘you’re not getting that’, but I wanted to, so I didn’t really tell her. I said I was going out for a few hours, and got it done.
She said ‘Oh my God!’ and I thought she was going to kick off, but she saw the funny side.
Despite how utterly fucking ridiculous the tattoo looks, Everall said it’s ‘bringing smiles to people’s faces’ – and it’s easy to see why.
As for tattooist Steve Bell, who said the portrait was only three-quarters finished, he joked he never intended to become famous for his arse art.
He said: “I always hoped to invent something. Drawing on blokes’ bums – not good.”
Bell, who owns the Clockwork Orange parlour in Norton, said he might keep up the theme of ITV stars on bottoms by tattooing Simon Cowell and Louis Walsh on to another client’s cheeks.