Watch Cersei Lannister From Game Of Thrones Read Brutal Bachelor Insults

by : Tom Percival on : 26 Jan 2016 16:28

Game of Thrones’ fans know that there’s no one in the Seven Kingdoms with a sharper tongue than queen regent Cersei – except, it seems, for the contestants on The Bachelor.


When Lena Headey recently appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Jimmy asked the actress to channel her inner ice queen and give us a few actual lines from this season of The Bachelor, in Cersei’s trademark wry tone.

Of course, it wouldn’t be Cersei without a goblet of wine in her hands, so Jimmy was kind enough to provide her with the necessary props before she began to read the lines, adding some dramatic weight to the quotes that we feel were probably lacking when delivered on the reality show.


Our favourite has to be the line, “I think her boobs are fake, but it’s okay, like you can tell that they’re fake and her breath is horrible. I wonder if they’ve kissed? Because I’m sure he smells what I smell.” Classic Cersei banter.


Who knows, with Game of Thrones wrapping up in the next few years, maybe Cersei could make an appearance on the dating show to find her next king?

Tom Percival

More of a concept than a journalist, Tom Percival was forged in the bowels of Salford University from which he emerged grasping a Masters in journalism. Since then his rise has been described by himself as ‘meteoric’ rising to the esteemed rank of Social Editor at UNILAD as well as working at the BBC, Manchester Evening News, and ITV. He credits his success to three core techniques, name repetition, personality mirroring, and never breaking off a handshake.

Topics: Film and TV


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