I’m sure over the past decade we’ve all seen Bear Grylls do some pretty fucked up things – but even for him this is pretty weird.
This is the moment Bear was filming an episode with ex-Spice Girl Mel B for his upcoming series of Running Wild and decided to pick up a jellyfish, reports the Mirror. You can see where this is going…
Bear, being Bear, was planning on cooking the Jellyfish, but in a random bout of karma the jellyfish slipped out of Bear’s hands and one of the tentacles gave him a nasty sting.
Now, I’m sure everybody knows that if you get stung by a jellyfish, urinating on the sting is, for once, the right thing to do. What isn’t such a well known cure is asking a former Spice Girl to piss on the wound – but, of course, that’s exactly what Bear did.
And for an even crazier reason, Mel willingly accepted to empty her bladder over Bear’s impatient hands.
Personally, my biggest issue with the bizarre chain of events is that Bear, surely, could have festered up enough urine to piss on the jellyfish sting himself – it’s not exactly in a hard to reach area. But nope, he got Mel to do it.
Another issue is that Mel doesn’t completely remove her pants, so unless she has a flawless stream aim there must’ve been one hell of a wet mess afterwards.
Oh dear, oh dear Bear – do you never just want to relax?
You can catch the new series of Running Wild with Bear Grylls exclusively on the Discovery Channel every Wednesday at 9pm.
Joseph Loftus is a Gold Standard NCTJ journalist with four years experience working for international and regional press.
As well as working for UNILAD and LADbible, Joseph has worked as Liverpool Correspondent for Unsigned & Independent Magazine, as well as stints with the Liverpool Echo and Warrington Guardian.