Brilliant New Necklace Makes Pizza Accessible At All Times
It’s no use denying it – this is the invention we’ve all been waiting for. Move over General Theory of Relativity, there’s a new boy in town.
This revolutionary Pizza Pouch is the brainchild of the genius minds at Stupididiotic who, in a lightning bolt moment of inspiration, have delivered what is surely the next stage in our technological evolution – part beautiful necklace, part doggie bag.
This absolute game-changer is currently available online for the bargain sum of $8 (£5) and it’s safe to say that you, yes you – carrying pizza around in a box like it’s 2015 – can’t afford not to buy one.
The company’s website does make some painfully good points as well:
Sadly, (often tragically) pizza is not always available for immediate hand-to-mouth consumption. Prepare yourself. Keep and carry a backup slice with this specially designed Pizza Pouch.
As if that wasn’t enough, it has a durable zip-lock to keep your pie fresh, and a neck-strap so you can proudly wear it round your neck like a lanyard.
In an alarmingly bold, but, I think we can all agree, accurate claim, Stupidiotic tell us:
Just wearing this Pizza Pouch will instantly make you more popular and attractive. It’s a bold (and delicious) fashion statement.
You just can’t argue with that!