Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderiser Will Have You Pounding Meat Like Thanos

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Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderiser is here.Firebox

I don’t really think Thanos would have been into home cooking, although this could well have helped ease his nihilistic tendencies after a hard day of fretting about overpopulation.

However, if Thanos ever did like to potter around the kitchen with a glass of red and a copy of Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals, he would no doubt have invested in the Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderiser.

This kitchen gadget pretty much does what is says on the tin, allowing you to pound a slice of meat like a true Titan.

Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderiser is here.Firebox

According to the product description on Firebox:

You can’t erase half the universe with a click of your fingers, but you can pound red meat, pork, poultry and superheroes into submission.

The tenderiser costs £19.99 and comes with inspired recipes for Infinity Cutlet, Pepper Chicken Potts Pie, Hawkeye Steak, End ‘Game’ Pie and Stark Tartare.

Thanos may be dead and gone, but his scary, purple spirit will live on every time you punch a juicy steak.

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Julia Banim

Julia Banim

Jules studied English Literature with Creative Writing at Lancaster University before earning her masters in International Relations at Leiden University in The Netherlands (Hoi!). She then trained as a journalist through News Associates in Manchester. Jules has previously worked as a mental health blogger, copywriter and freelancer for various publications. When not Lad-ing about, she enjoys cooking, reading and trying not to fall over in Yoga.