Britain’s Rudest Address ‘Semi At 69 Cock Lane’ Goes On Sale

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The most sordid address in Britain has gone on ‘up’ for sale for nearly £500,000.

The semi at 69 Cock Lane, Surrey, has everyone’s inner 12-year-old giggling and sharing the advert.

Everyone on the internet is trying not to laugh as the semi-detached home at number 69 on the unfortunately named Cock Lane in Fetcham is being advertised at £449,950 with estate agent Gascoigne Pees.

It is thought that the suggestive name would put buyers off but I know quite a few people who would pay a premium for the awkwardness of giving that address in formal situations.

Perhaps the three bedroom semi would be in bad taste for those Brits with more of a stiff upper lip.

I hope this rude abode goes to a worthy buyer who will make the most of their inappropriate address.

My final question: when was it erected?

I’ll get my coat.