Dan Bilzerian’s New Video Game Looks As Terrible As He Is

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Self-proclaimed ‘King of Instagram’ and professional rich cunt Dan Bilzerian has now found a new way to make people hate him.

Going down the Kardashian route, he’s indulging his gaming habit by releasing his own iOS and Android game called Save Dan.

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It’s basically everything you’d expect of a guy who does nothing but party, fire huge guns and hook up with girls, as the aim of the game is to party, fire huge guns and hook up with girls. Yeah, it really is as terrible as he is.

The game starts off with Dan inviting you out to his ranch in Nevada to shoot some guns and hang out with some women, when all of a sudden there are a bunch of zombie girls descending on the place.

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No matter whether you fight the zombies or let them have their way, we like to think this is a classic win-win situation.

We all thought he’d finally fucked off recently, remaining a lot lower key then usual after all the dickhead stuff he’s done over the last 18 months.

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Like enlisting the help of Lance Armstrong to win a stupid $600,000 bet to cycle from Las Vegas to Los Angeles in 48 hours. And getting lazy with a supposed presidential campaign, which didn’t even last before the party got started.

Here’s the trailer anyway: 

Is this the kind of guy who really needs more money in his life? No, no it is not.