This Witcher Cosplay Calendar Is Everything You Ever Wanted


Okay, so The Witcher cosplay calendar is probably one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen in my life. 

Let’s face it, The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt was one of the most popular (and steamiest) games of the last few years, so it makes sense that it’s inspired a wave of attractive cosplayers to reenact various saucy scenes.

It makes less sense that these scenes would be compiled into a calendar, but whatever – it looks pretty damn good. Prepare yourself for the glory of bathtub Geralt before we continue.

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Check him out, enjoying a relaxing soak after having dealt with some such demon or other, but don’t worry – there are more than a few images that appeal to both sexes.

For example, we have Yen and Geralt on the infamous unicorn about to do the dirty (poor unicorn), Geralt, Triss, and Yen about to do… something (probably the dirty), and Geralt pushing Imlerith on a swing, because why not?

Check ’em out below.

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There are plenty more gems in there, but you’ll have to buy the calendar over here to see them, although we are warned that you ‘should be able to stand nipples, both male and female’.

I can however, leave you with a few teases. Expect to see Geralt and Dandelion on a night out, Geralt’s famous painting, Geralt and Eredin in a fight to the death, Geralt and Triss in the lighthouse, Geralt’s bad ending; Geralt’s first monster hunt, Geralt’s workout, Geralt and Roach, and a cheeky ‘surprise’, presumably involving Geralt.

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If you want to see even more (and while the hell would you not?) I highly recommend you check out the Maul Cosplay Facebook page.