This latest story takes the old cliche of ‘the customer is always right’ to a whole new level.
Domino’s pizza have apologised to one of their customers who found a human testicle nestling on the edge of a pizza, despite the fact it’s still attached to someone’s scrotum. Doh!
It all started when Ciaran Jarrett tweeted this photo to Domino’s:
— Dixie Normous (@ciaran_jarrett) May 21, 2016
He makes it pretty blatant that he’s taking the piss, but their customer services team made a right ol’ balls up of it and completely fell for his prank.
They immediately apologised over Twitter:
@ciaran_jarrett Sorry about that, have you told the store about this?
— Domino’s Pizza UK (@Dominos_UK) May 21, 2016
@Dominos_UK Whoever cooked this deserves the sack
— Ponce (@ciaran_jarrett) May 21, 2016
The photo seemed to capture the imagination of Twitter users everywhere as it went viral- being retweeted more than 24,000 times and favourited over 22,000 times.
The heatproof left testicle belonged to Ciaran’s mate Steve, who seemed pretty chuffed that over a million people on the Twittersphere had viewed it.
Over 1 million people have seen my left testicle ffs ??? pic.twitter.com/JYDI2uyQET
— steve (@stevples) May 22, 2016
What a time to be alive.