Come they told me, pa-rum-pum-pum-pum. A new born king to see, pa-rum-pum-pum-pum. Our finest gifts we bring, pa-rum-pum-pum-pum, rum-pum-pum-pum, rum-pum-pum-pum. Peace on earth, can it be, years from now, perhaps we’ll see, see the day of glory. See the day when men of good will live in peace, live in peace again.
Not my words of course, but those of Bing Crosby and David Bowie in their slightly-bizarre but charming 1982 reimagining of the 1941 classic The Little Drummer Boy.
Why should I quote them you ask? Well, Halloween’s over, bonfire night’s overrated which can only mean one thing: Christmas is right around the corner!
And what better way to spend the next two months than buying corporate coffee? It brings us all together whether or not we like it.
What am I banging on about, you ask? Well, McDonald’s has just launched a brand new fancy Christmas drink just in time for the festive season.
That’s right kids, the fast food dons have introduced the Millionaire’s Latte (potentially offensive name to those who may be using the cups to receive spare change on the streets) which contains a large shot of espresso blended with steamed milk and a caramel biscuit flavoured syrup.
Get your laughing gear around THAT!
The new latte will cost £1.99 for a regular and £2.29 for a medium.
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