Robots That Can Have Babies Could Be Available Soon


Utterly, shamefully, preposterously bad with women? You’re in luck! Sex robots, or ‘companions’ if you’re a weirdo, might soon be able to have babies.

Wow! That’s right, no need to worry about actually being likeable or respectful. Bottom line is, if you’ve got the money to buy one of these robots and fancy having the most unconventional kids ever, then things could be worse.

I mean, it’s going to have to be with ‘Samantha’ but still – what a leap!


Creator Sergei Santos explained that he plans to ‘upgrade the internal computer, which has an SD card slot to support software updates, with concepts around human values like beauty and justice.’

He told the Sun:

Then to create a child with this robot it would be extremely simple. I would make an algorithm of what I personally believe about these concepts, and then shuffle it with what she thinks and then 3D print it.

That’s it. I 3D print the robot that is the child of me and the robot… I don’t see any complications.

Wow! What confidence. Hats off to the guy.

What are you lot saying? Would you knock up a robot and settle down?