Ever felt there’s just not enough room in your bed, that maybe you wanted to fit say three or four more people, then rejoice because there’s a bleeding big bed available almost double the width of a king size.
As someone who does not have a queue of people lining up to jump in the sack this comes as depressing news, but as the Ace Collection’s Ace Family King Size Bed measures 12-foot wide, I’m going to need a new apartment before I put my order in.
Maybe a housewarming party would be a good use for a 12ft bed – your imaginations can fill in the blanks as to what you could get up to in one of these.
Maybe a new apartment and a house party isn’t such a good idea because one of these beds will set you back £1,855 ($2,500) for the frame and £2,040 ($2,750) for the mattress *gets calculator* just shy of four grand – £3,895 to be roughly precise.
Yeah, there’s no chance I can cover that on my salary.
Still, one can dream, and think of all the awesome sleeps you could have in this boat of a bed. You could set up a fort and get lost in there for weeks!
The bed has been designed – scratch your dirty minds – for families so mum, dad and the kids can all snuggle up and watch telly on Sunday morning. Co-sleeping, apparently.
Well, for our generation completely screwed by the housing situation, maybe there’s an idea in that. You can pay to join me in my sleeping co-op.