This guy’s now ex-girlfriend played herself so bad it makes Ehren McGhehey dressing up as a terrorist in Jackass Number Two only to become the victim of a reverse prank look admirable.
Poor old Jordan Mcnelly was having a normal day and was looking forward to his day off when he received perhaps the worst text you get ever imagine from his girlfriend Zoe.
The 21-year-old from Baltimore has blown up on Twitter after he posted the brutal text Zoe accidentally sent him where she confessed to be cheating on him.
Jordan captioned the tweet ‘When you accidentally tell your boyfriend you’re cheating on him #2yearswithahoe’.
— jordan mcnelly (@JordanMcnelly) February 28, 2017
The message from Zoe reads:
I’m literally so anxious right now…I’ve been seeing this guy behind Jordan’s back and we had really important plans TOMORROW Bc Jordan was suppose to be at work and then he texts me and says I don’t have to work TOMORROW and I don’t wanna let my other guy down.
I told him and he was like ‘I knew you wouldn’t come’ and I feel so bad BC I’m letting them both down BC I’m a stupid whore and I’m so sad and I already waxed my entire f*cking body to fuck this dude HELP.
In a later tweet, the heart-broken guy confessed ‘she’s not the brightest’ and he ‘never saw it coming’.
The post absolutely smashed on Twitter, garnering 63 RTs and 273k likes.
The Moral of the story here is, well, to not cheat and try get away with it more than anything. But also, if you are going to do it, maybe use a different phone. Get one of those £19.99 ones that drug dealers have. Don’t ask how I know that.
If you can’t be arsed forking out money for a temporary side phone then at least be aware enough to look at the name of the person you’re texting.
God speed, Jordan.