Kim Kardashian is no stranger to being loved and hated, in equal measure.
For someone who courts conversation surrounding her family and her brand, it’s a little unsurprising the eldest Kardashian sister has a list of celebrity ‘haters’.
Airing her dirty laundry on social media, Kim shared the ‘hater list’ with millions:
Kim Kardashian took the chance to shamelessly self-promote her new fragrance line, and saw the opportunity to put some fellow celebrities on blast for ever daring to call her out.
On Snapchat, she said:
See, how cute is this guys? My fragrance bottles are actually a Valentine’s. The packaging actually says ‘To’ and ‘From’. How cute is that?
Filming a colour-coded list of Post-its reading like a Hollywood who’s who, she added:
And, alright guys, I am writing the list for my press boxes. I’m gonna send them to way more [people] than this but I decided, for this Valentine’s Day, everyone deserves a Valentine.
So, I’m going to send them to my lovers, to my haters, to everyone that I think of, because it’s Valentine’s Day after all.
KIMOJI HEARTS RIDE OR DIE- KKWFRAGRANCE.COM Opening: Mandarin de Vert, Luscious blackberry, Juicy purple plum Heart: Gardenia blossom, Night blooming Jasmine, Raspberry Nectar Finish: Vanilla Creme, Caramel swirls, Tonka bean ==> Temptingly sweet, delightfully complex…Kimoji Hearts Ride or Die offers a delectable opening featuring luscious black berry and juicy purple plum … the heart is fierce with notes of night blooming jasmine and raspberry nectar – caramel swirls paired with tonka bean adds depth and elegance to the signature finish
Either missing the point of Valentine’s goodwill, or sarcastically jumping on the bandwagon of celebrity feuds, Kim certainly doesn’t do things by halves – and is presumably planning to spritz her nemeses into submission.
The list of blue Post-its, including Taylor Swift, Wendy Williams, Blac Chyna, Piers Morgan and Bette Midler – better watch out or they’ll be receiving a terrifying symbol of nepotism in the shape of KKW perfume in no time at all.
Some of the culprits relegated to Snapchat shame have given just as good as the multi-millionaire, in the grand scheme of famous fall-outs.
Blac Chyna infamously split with Rob Kardashian last summer, amid a flurry of revenge porn and abuse accusations.
Meanwhile Taylor Swift is locked in an ongoing feud with Kim’s husband, Kanye West, after the rapper said Swift was underserving of her 2009 MTV Video Music Award.
The Good Morning Britain host, Morgan, has called out the mum of three for ‘attention seeking’ in the past and most recently he revealed on the morning show that ‘time was up for Kim’.
He delivered the gospel according to Piers, adding:
When you become a mother again, things don’t change. You’ve become a mother again, you’re in your mid to late 30s, it’s your third child. I know what I’ll do, I’ll put a big topless photo of myself on social media.
From one wild, but expected display of narcissism, to another – from the woman who is a direct product of nepotism herself.
Kim shared some more fragrance promotional materials, in which she poses as her own ‘BFF’.
Genius marketing ploy or vomit-inducing egomania – you decide:
Name-calling and publicly shaming your social media opponents isn’t exactly the grown-up way to deal with haters or trolls – a sad but inevitable consequence of fame and fortune in the 21st century social media generation.
But at least she’ll be laughing all the way to the bank, smelling like wealth and celebrity.
A former emo kid who talks too much about 8Chan meme culture, the Kardashian Klan, and how her smartphone is probably killing her. Francesca is a Cardiff University Journalism Masters grad who has done words for BBC, ELLE, The Debrief, DAZED, an art magazine you’ve never heard of and a feminist zine which never went to print.