Pornhub Have Just Won April Fools’ Day

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Pornhub's April Fool's Day Prank is Brilliant.Pornhub/YouTube

Nobody does April Fool’s Day quite like Pornhub, with the site operators being as adept at making you laugh as they are at making you, erm, well you know.

This year they have knocked it out of the park once again, with an ambitious and typically funny faux advertisement for the beverage Baterade (think about it…).

Baterade promises to help ‘the world recover all its fluids’ – ahem – with the advert set to a deceptively sweet and tinkly rendition of I’d Like To Teach The World To Sing, in homage to the classic 70s Coca-Cola ad, this time sung by an extremely happy chorus of Pornhub users.

Some of the lyrics have been subtly altered in fitting with the mission of Baterade, with choice lines including, ‘I’d like to teach the world to love, and never have to stop’ and ‘I’d like the world to cum again’.

Watch the full video below:

The beaming singers are all shown in situations which suggest they are in the midst of enjoying Pornhub’s library of content; singing Baterade’s praises from curtained bedrooms and from behind virtual reality masks.

The advert culminates with the cheeky choir arranged in a suggestive triangular shape on a hill top which bears more than a passing resemblance to a woman’s nether regions.

As the camera pans out – revealing the hillside also has a bodacious pair of grassy mounds – the following message pops up above the extremely satisfied group of Pornhub customers:

Pornhub brought people together
From around the world to introduce Baterade
The first isotonic beverage
That helps the world
recover all its fluids… ALL of them.

It’s a real drain. Now you’ll love again.

Pornhub

And just in case you were wondering what this restorative love juice tastes like, Pornhub have offered the following description on their YouTube channel:

Introducing Baterade, the first isotonic beverage that helps both men and women recover all their fluids (ALL of them) after any physical activity, from playing pocket hockey to beating on your sparring partner.

Only Baterade’s clinically proven formula can help you refill all the life-giving fluids you need to go at it again and again. Try all three of our tropical flavors today, including Papaya Squirt, Banana Blast and Nutty Explosion.

Because it’s a real drain, but you’ll love again.

Fans haven’t been left disappointed by Pornhub’s effort this year, with some even finding Baterade to be an inspired product.

One person commented:

I know this is April Fools and all but I CAN’T be the only one who would at least consider trying this if it were real…

Another enthusiastic porn user enquired:

I need some of that who got it and how much?

Energy drink scientists, you know what to do…

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Julia Banim

Jules studied English Literature with Creative Writing at Lancaster University before earning her masters in International Relations at Leiden University in The Netherlands (Hoi!). She then trained as a journalist through News Associates in Manchester. Jules has previously worked as a mental health blogger, copywriter and freelancer for various publications. When not Lad-ing about, she enjoys cooking, reading and trying not to fall over in Yoga.