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This 13-Year-Old’s Relationship Contract Is Equally Creepy And Hilarious

by : UNILAD on : 21 Jun 2016 14:12
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When you’re a kid, relationships are so new and confusing that they can prove to be an absolute minefield to negotiate. 

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Both boys and girls are ridiculously hormonal during their teenage years – so forming any kind of reasonable relationship is almost impossible. One minute everything is fine, and the next, bam, your heart is broken and you’re put off by love forever.

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But this brave AF eighth grader already knows exactly what she wants, well beyond her years, and she even has a relationship contract to prove it.

Whoever this girl is, we applaud you:

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In the grand scheme of things, this is a pretty reasonable relationship contact (bar the break your face bit) – show me love, feed me, don’t cheat on me (with hoes), and don’t break up with me (unless the contract becomes null and void). Seems legit.

My personal favourite is: “You can’t break up with me I break up with you, if we have problems we will resolve them.”

If that doesn’t say true love, I don’t know what does…

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This seems a decent shout if you want to keep your boyfriend in check, although I doubt it would legally hold up in a court of law. But hey, whatever, it’s worth a go.

It’s probably only a matter of time before girlfriends everywhere unite to try and get this passed as proper legislation.

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If that happens, God help us all.

Topics: Life, Pics

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Elite Daily and 2 others
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