This 13-Year-Old’s Relationship Contract Is Equally Creepy And Hilarious
When you’re a kid, relationships are so new and confusing that they can prove to be an absolute minefield to negotiate.
Both boys and girls are ridiculously hormonal during their teenage years – so forming any kind of reasonable relationship is almost impossible. One minute everything is fine, and the next, bam, your heart is broken and you’re put off by love forever.
But this brave AF eighth grader already knows exactly what she wants, well beyond her years, and she even has a relationship contract to prove it.
Whoever this girl is, we applaud you:
In the grand scheme of things, this is a pretty reasonable relationship contact (bar the break your face bit) – show me love, feed me, don’t cheat on me (with hoes), and don’t break up with me (unless the contract becomes null and void). Seems legit.
My personal favourite is: “You can’t break up with me I break up with you, if we have problems we will resolve them.”
If that doesn’t say true love, I don’t know what does…
This seems a decent shout if you want to keep your boyfriend in check, although I doubt it would legally hold up in a court of law. But hey, whatever, it’s worth a go.
It’s probably only a matter of time before girlfriends everywhere unite to try and get this passed as proper legislation.
If that happens, God help us all.