This Advert For The Creepiest Doll Ever Will Keep You Awake Tonight

by : UNILAD on : 06 Apr 2016 15:22

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Like me, you probably cried yourself to sleep after seeing this creepy doll reap havoc in The Conjuring.


But after consoling yourself afterwards and telling yourself that this can’t possibly exist in real life, you now have to think again.

Someone spotted this advert on Craigslist in Oklahoma in the U.S. and then shared it with the world on Imgur. We really wish they didn’t.

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This little bundle of nope is something you’d expect to see in your deepest, darkest nightmares, but could actually be yours in reality for only $1.


We might not have definitive proof that this abomination is actually haunted and that it will kill you and all your family, but is it really worth the risk?


The line that really worries us though is: “Doll has really cute laugh, no batteries.” Clearly because it runs on human souls.

The listing also claims the user’s daughter didn’t like the demonic looking toy anymore and the family’s dog kept barking at it. Totally normal doll behaviour.

Fortunately, the ad has since been removed by Craigslist. We can only hope that this actually means they’ve destroyed it and it will never have the chance to haunt anyone ever again, ever.


Get the fuck out.

Topics: Life


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