Of all the ways to break up with someone this note has to be one of the most brutal.
Clearly a fan of magic, this woman chose to end her relationship using some serious misdirection.
After leaving a bouquet of flowers on her girlfriend’s doorstep the woman’s significant other immediately whipped her phone out to say thanks, but she hadn’t seen the whole surprise. The dumper promptly corrected that and directed the dumpee to a ‘special’ note.
As reported by The Sun photos of the offending flowers were actually released last year, but have now gone viral with over 13,000 retweets and 14,000 likes.
Check it out:
im actually crying at my friends break up pic.twitter.com/j8W79nkFnI
— gígí (@georgiahampshir) July 18, 2015
The note appears to read:
We were never meant to be, there is no way you would ever be my forever
You’re a bit of a cunt and I hope you can find someone who will love you for it
Don’t try to message me because your number is blocked
P.S You were a shit shag
It is not known what the reason for the breakup was, but for Ally to leave a nuclear note like that she is either an absolute bastard, or her now ex must have done something horrendous.
The note has certainly divided opinion online.
@catewthv shut up n get a sense of humour xxxxxx
— gígí (@georgiahampshir) July 27, 2015
@fuckthemilkyway it was a girl you fucking moron
— gígí (@georgiahampshir) February 3, 2016
@georgiahampshir why do i find this break up cute
— SC (@siobhansykes_) July 25, 2015
Whatever happened the pair are probably better off apart.
An NCTJ Journalist with an MA in Sports Journalism, Kieron is an experienced social media journalist who has worked in the industry since 2015. His experience includes work with ITN, the MEN, WISH/WIRE/TOWER FM, and 8:50 Sports Digest… not forgetting his time at ASDA.