Wayne Rooney’s Manhood ‘Revealed’ On Party Girl’s Twitter


Some shocking claims about the size of Wayne Rooney’s manhood have been made on the Twitter account of ‘party girl’ Laura Simpson.

Laura allegedly made the claim on Twitter when she was quizzed about what happened during an encounter with the former Manchester United star at the beginning of September.

The tweets have since been deleted but reports suggest Simpson tweeted that Rooney had ‘tekkers’ in the bedroom, according to The Mirror.

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One twitter user asked Simpson how she came to get to know Rooney, to which she reportedly replied ‘Shrek has got tekkers.’

To another question about the size of Rooney’s manhood – whether he was hung like a hamster or an ogre – she allegedly replied simply with ‘like an ogre’.

Laura has since apologised for the tweets, and claimed they were posted by a friend of hers who had access to her phone.

The two met during a night out earlier last month and Rooney was subsequently arrested at 2am behind the wheel of Laura’s VW Beetle and was banned for driving for two years for drink-driving.

He was also fined £320,000 by his football club Everton, which probably won’t have made a dent in his finances at all.

Following a ten-hour alcohol fuelled bender, office worker Laura Simpson revealed she kissed and hugged the footballer before he offered to drive her home in her Volkswagen Beetle.


Rooney was out in Cheshire to give former Man United star Wes Brown a send off before he left to play in India where Rooney was reportedly dancing on tables and singing Oasis songs.

Lettings office manager Laura told MailOnline at the time:

He kept admiring my clingy top and asking what size they were, saying ‘Are they real?’ We had a kiss, a hug and some banter, harmless fun. I’m not a marriage wrecker.

I felt safe with Wayne, his driving was OK. We were on the road for 10-15 minutes and then we thought we saw flashing police lights so Wayne slowed down, he wasn’t speeding, and stopped at the side of the road.

She continued:

There were two officers, I think and Wayne looked really worried. He turned and said to me ‘I’m sorry, I’m sorry, you’ll be OK, I’m getting out of here’.

On reflection he was foolish for driving me car if he was over the limit, it was silly.

Rooney’s breathalyser at the time registered at 104 micrograms of alcohol in 100ml of breath – almost three times over the limit.

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Rooney said after his hearing in September:

Following today’s court hearing I want publicly to apologise for my unforgivable lack of judgement in driving while over the legal limit. It was completely wrong.

I have already said sorry to my family, my manager and chairman and everyone at Everton FC. Now I want to apologise to all the fans and everyone else who has followed and supported me throughout my career.

Of course I accept the sentence of the court and hope that I can make some amends through my community service.

Rooney’s punishment at Everton has been dealt with ‘internally.’