Most men reading this headline probably grabbed their bollocks with intense sympathy pain, and for good reason.
A man had his testicles bitten off by his girlfriend after a blow out argument when she returned home late from church.
The victim, 33, had to have his genitals re-attached by emergency services in Botswana where the attack took place.
Officers arrested the woman after medics treating the temporarily castrated man tipped them off.
Shakawe Police Commander Superintendent Goitsemodimo Molapisi said the ball biter would be brought before a court once her lover’s medical condition had been confirmed.
The Daily Mail reports that a senior policeman, who wished to remain anonymous, said:
They exchanged harsh words with the man demanding to know where she had been.
She tore and left the testicles hanging.
He is very lucky because she nearly cut them off from the body.
The girlfriend is facing grievous harm charges at the moment, but the doctor’s report will determine whether the final charge is increased or not.
I wonder if they broke up? I’m not sure this is one of those obstacles that ‘make you stronger’ as a couple…