Friendships are a funny thing, aren’t they? They range from close acquaintances to practically inseparable. They say you can’t pick your family, but you can damn sure pick your mates… to be all over your bed sheets.
Wow, that didn’t come out right, so let me be clear – you can have your best mate’s face printed on your bed sheets, which is totally normal and not creepy in any way, shape or form.
This special service is offered by the good folks at Shelfies who will customise your duvet and pillowcases with a picture of your choice.
It doesn’t even have to be your BFF’s face, if you want you can get a picture of your cat/dog/whatever animal you keep prisoner in your house, a family member (mum’s the word) or even yourself. That’s if the first thing you want to see when you wake up and the last thing you want to see before you sleep is your own mug, by all means, ‘do you’.
Shelfies’ new custom duvet feature allows customers to:
Spice up your bedroom with some wild photorealistic all-over-print bed covers. You’re spending half your life sleeping (or more) so do yourself and your bed a favour and make it extra special.
If you do decide to have your friend’s face plastered all over your bed sheets may I suggest you get their consent first? Imagine this scenario; you invite them for a casual chill out at yours, you let them into your room and the first thing they see is their face on your bed. The alarm bells begin to ring because it reeks of Single White Female syndrome.
You know what’s less creepy? Having a picture of you’re friend’s face dangling from your rearview mirror, disguised in the form of an air freshener.
Some might call it weird and a bit
obsessive excessive. Others would say it is a daily reminder of your friendship, as you lovingly look into their gaze while doing your daily commute.
Thanks to the guys at Firebox, who have come up with the perfect car ornament called Fresh Face, you can stare at your friend’s mug and think to yourself ‘why can’t they smell like this in real life?’ It will probably be the only time your best mate will ever have a decent odour.
According to Firebox
Fresh Face is your air-freshening hero and it’s here to save your smelly old day. Gone are the worries of your motor smelling of last nights takeaway or that incident that got a bit sweaty on the backseat.
Our selection of scents will simply make your nose-gasm: Bacon, Coffee, Fresh Linen, Island Breeze, and of course…that New Car smell.
Once you’ve picked your parfum simply click on ‘personalised’ to adorn your fresheners with a few faces and we’ll do the rest.
Like I said at the beginning, friendship is a strange thing, but they come in all shapes and sizes, so if you’re lucky to have a tight social circle which embraces these presumed oddities I envy you. But my mates would find it weird and cut off all contact with me if I attempted to pull such a stunt.
If you want your own custom duvet cover head over to the Shelfies website with prices starting from £99.05.
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