Cash Me Ousside Girl’s New Career Makes Nuclear War Not Seem So Bad

Josh Teal | UNILAD

Thought Danielle ‘Cash Me Ousside’ Bregoli’s 15 minutes of fame had long passed? Think again. As further proof of nuclear war looking justifiable, the teenager is now pursuing a rap career.

Bregoli, 14, became internet famous after she appeared on Dr Phil talking shit about her mum and has since – by the looks of things – made a gross amount of money.

And look, fair play to her. If I could make shitloads posing with products on Instagram, I’d be all over it. But thinking I was capable of rapping? Not a chance.

Bregoli however is not perturbed by the haters.

We should have seen this coming to be fair. Back in February, when she was about 6 minutes into her 15, she appeared on Florida rapper Kodak Black’s videos, flaunting her newfound cash and fame.

But now, it’s less funny.

Here’s a few samples of what she’s come up thus far:

Water, water drippin,’ come take a peek, you in trailer hoe, but you can’t compete…

…Red cup know that Kool-Aid/Got me fed up you goes too fake/One minute he man, he a ride or die/Next Minute on the ground with a new bae…

…These hoes, these hoes, shame on these hoes/I’m in the Maybach, I heard you got a repo.

Bring a fucking tear to your eye, doesn’t it.

Good luck to the lass.