There’s ‘Proof’ Taylor Swift And Tom Hiddleston’s Relationship Was A Stunt
Hiddleswift is over and the aftershock of this seismic ‘sham’ relationship has split the universe right down the middle.
While approximately half of the world’s population have opted to not give a shit, the remaining conspiracy theorists have been ruminating on what the fuck we just bore witness to.
Was it a relationship? Was it a press stunt? Was it a total waste of all our time? (Answers: Doubtful, probably, definitely.)
With a bit of impressive detective work and a large dose of sociopathic stalking, some imaginative soul has figured out that Taylor Swift wore some of her past date outfits while out and about with Tom Hiddleston.
Which can only mean one thing – a visual album documenting all her past love affairs with Hiddleston as the leading man, obviously. Talk about putting two and two together and getting five, with a side of making shit up.
Because God forbid Taylor Swift just happens to operate an occasional repeats policy on her clothing.
On the other hand, since Beyoncé released her visual album, Lemonade, long form music videos have been all the rage and it wouldn’t be surprising to see Taylor jump on the creative trend.
Frankly, since news broke that Swift is probably a clone of Satan, we’ll take the visual album conspiracy theory over believing that the Devil incarnate and Loki himself bumped uglies.
Thank God that evil coupling Thor’d out.