Jennifer Lopez is the latest celebrity to fall foul of the Internet Detectives and their incessant postulation over the female form.
Jenny from the Block was recently accused of Photoshopping her rock hard abs on Instagram, when some hawk-eyed followers noticed something afoot in her mirror selfie.
Doubting the physical fitness and sublime frame of 47-year-old Lopez, and throwing as much shade as her aviator sunglasses, some suggested she had doctored her physique when they spotted a chunk of her torso appeared to be missing just below the crop of the singer’s jumper.
Refdinalaulia delighted in detracting from J.Lo’s selfie, writing the following nonsensical question: “Are you a chocolate..? I see you got a bite in your waist.”
Kittie_grunger manically joined in: “Jajajaja photoshop detected”. megalagrand stated: “I know she rocks an amazing body always, but that hole in her side came from Photoshop come on people”.
It was an unverified statement that is no doubt causing megalagrand some embarrassment, in hindsight, because on closer inspection it becomes very clear the alleged Photoshop is actually a mirror smudge.
Jennifer was quick to point out the error in her followers’ ways, commenting: “Omg… Just a smudge on the mirror…lol…not photoshop. #lordblessthehaters #gymrat #youshouldtryit #wishtherewasphotoshopforhaters”.
Props to J.Lo for being a natural beauty who’s ready with a witty retort to naysayers and also can’t be bothered to clean her mirror because she’s too busy.
A former emo kid who talks too much about 8Chan meme culture, the Kardashian Klan, and how her smartphone is probably killing her. Francesca is a Cardiff University Journalism Masters grad who has done words for BBC, ELLE, The Debrief, DAZED, an art magazine you’ve never heard of and a feminist zine which never went to print.