According To This Unicorn, We’ve Been Going To The Toilet Wrong
Apparently we’ve been pooing wrong the whole time.
According to this informational advert we are meant to take a shit in a squat position. It features a unicorn taking a rainbow coloured ice cream dump and an enthusiastic medieval prince, so it’s pretty conclusive.
The prince suggests we use the Squatty Potty, a new product designed to help rectify the incorrect pooping position while on the porcelain throne. But don’t just take his word for it, science says yes, apparently, and it comes recommended by Men’s Health, Huffington Post and Howard Stern.
And with one fell swoop ice cream is ruined for everyone.